Perhaps I should back up. First I punched some guards.

To tell the truth, a chicken wasn't the first thing I punched in Skyrim.

After escaping from my unfair persecution at the hands of the imperials, I followed my new rebel friend to find the deceased body of his friend. Thinking quickly and with little regard for the sanctity of a dead body I ripped the cloths and weapons off him.

My new friend urged me to take up arms against the guards as they came to find us.
I declined
I crouched and waited. And when those guards got through the door, I punched them. I punched them square in the face. After I dealt with the guards I I stripped their unconscious bodies donning their Armour in an attempt to confuse any future guards as to by allegiance.

Punching Tally
2x Guards

My first steps into Skyrim. I punched a Chicken

So like many others, recently I began my quest into the land of Skyrim.

After a lengthy introduction, my husky orc with his dapper mustache Dudley made it to the first town he'd seen since escaping a dragon and execution. Stumbling into town disorientated and confused he happened upon a chicken. And he punched that chick square in it's stupid little face.

Surprisingly the chicken seemed pretty unperturbed by the whole situation. The townsfolk were less accepting of my orcs pugilistic ways. No sooner did I hear a shout ring out of "Hey Stop that man!" then I was being chased out of town by an angry axe wielding blacksmith and a bow wielding elf. A short time later I was dead.

But this was only the beginning of my journey into punching all of Skyrim.