Thursday, November 10, 2011

My first steps into Skyrim. I punched a Chicken

So like many others, recently I began my quest into the land of Skyrim.

After a lengthy introduction, my husky orc with his dapper mustache Dudley made it to the first town he'd seen since escaping a dragon and execution. Stumbling into town disorientated and confused he happened upon a chicken. And he punched that chick square in it's stupid little face.

Surprisingly the chicken seemed pretty unperturbed by the whole situation. The townsfolk were less accepting of my orcs pugilistic ways. No sooner did I hear a shout ring out of "Hey Stop that man!" then I was being chased out of town by an angry axe wielding blacksmith and a bow wielding elf. A short time later I was dead.

But this was only the beginning of my journey into punching all of Skyrim.

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